the death of the temp king may in fact be one of the saddest moments in animation history, second only to the death of the dring king.

perhaps it is controversial to make a statement such as this. but i believe this orange to be, in the purest sense of the word, irksome. i could also call it a vexatious orange, or perhaps even an exasperating one. you could say this orange has really ticked me off, that it's really made me lose my marbles, that i'm throwing a bit of a tantrum over this orange. and you might be right.

i remember playing this game long ago. it is still just as satisfying to bring endless existential horror to this little man now as it was back then. there is truly no salvation for people like me.

the perfect representation of the all-consuming struggle to prove one's intellectual superiority over others at all costs via the medium of internet communication. stare into the void and it will stare back at you.

horrifying.